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The most regular updates will come from the socials (hit the links to see them) but we are now on the last leg to getting A Peculiar Patron published!Reg has the main update, of course. Just to the right if you’re on the web, or below if you’re on mobile (cellphone to our friends in the colonies).

Following a series of monumental cock-ups, he’s releasing A Peculiar Patron pretty sharpish now.Obviously you fine ladies and gentlemen will want to read it the moment that it comes out so pull up a chair and enjoy a very slow brandy while you watch the countdown below.

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    About

    I made a thing. And that thing is a book. And I shall make more. Comic-fantasy with a steampunk age with heartfelt nostalgia and absolute chaos. And tea. And biscuits.I live in an undisclosed corner of the UK and, when I’m not writing, I can be found in my real job which is really rather grown-up (and really rather dull).I have three cats, two rabbits, two children and a lady wife, all of whom provide constant inspiration for current, and forthcoming, works.The image on the left replaces a previous AI-generated image of me. It was hand-traced by me and my lack of art skills from a photograph using Affinity Designer. The other one, regrettably, was much more handsome.

    The books

    A small—but growing—shelf of books from the Machine. Select the thumbnails below for more details and purchasing information

    A Peculiar Patron

    Author:C. R. Walker
    ISBN:9781067665906
    Publisher:Feline Machine Books
    Publication date:26th May 2026
    Format:Paperback and eBook
    Pages:320
    Genre:Humorous Fantasy
    Series:The Witch's Path

    You can’t save the world. But you will fix it afterwards.As if being twelve wasn’t hard enough! When a talking cat moves in with Alice Reed, she’s drawn into a world of manipulative witches, powerful aristocrats, and time‑travelling buffoons.And these are the good guys!Just to teach her the lessons that she will need to do great things.What great things? Nobody will tell her!Between magical creatures, evil queens, homework, and a constant supply of tea and biscuits, Alice must learn a difficult lesson: some games are already in motion before you’ve even got the board out of the box.A Peculiar Patron is a whimsical fantasy adventure filled with steampunk charm, talking animals, and time‑travel intrigue. Think of it as Terry Pratchett and Robert Rankin meets Phillip Pullman, this story blends humour, chaos, and mystery as Alice learns that growing up is complicated, destiny is messy, and the world is more wonderful—and far more dangerous—than anyone warned her.

    The Feline Machine

    Author:C. R. Walker
    Publisher:Feline Machine Books
    Publication date:14th April 2026
    Format:eBook
    Pages:15
    Genre:Humorous Fantasy
    Series:Elevenses

    A very short story of biscuits and baffling machinery.Alice only meant to help the Cat fix his Machine. She did not mean to trigger a chain of events involving stolen biscuits, a mysterious power source, and an angry mustelid.Set between the prologue and chapter one of A Peculiar Patron, this short story is part of the Elevenses collection — tiny slices of magical chaos from the days when Alice was still eleven and the adults were… well, no more responsible than they are now.A cosy, comedic fantasy perfect for a tea break. With cover art by Ashley Knight

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